volkswagen is brilliant. as part of the marketing plan that was launched for the new routan, they have made available to the masses a very valuable tool that allows us to see into the future. no longer do we need to wonder what future children will look like. we can find out ahead of time. with vw's help ...
all you need to do is upload a picture of mom and a picture of dad. press a few buttons and -- pronto! -- insta-super-powers! you can look into the future!
after first hearing about this from a friend of mine, i wanted to help those near and dear to me, so i ran a few for some loved ones ...
eden & clint, your child due in january:
inge & jared, after dodidley gets a little bigger, he's gonna wanna be a big brother to this lil tike:
(hmm ... apparently this one is going to spend a lot of time out in the texas sun.)
after forwarding the above results to eden, she suggested that i use this see-into-the-future tool to my benefit. she suggested that i use multiple possible routan daddies to then be able to see which one would give me the best looking baby. then i can go after that guy ... which is a *perfect plan*!
and now i am asking for your help. i have "made babies" with several young men using this amazing vw technology. what i need from you is to help determine which of these is cutest and should thereby be my baby daddy. please leave me a comment and let me know which routan baby is cutest. i've withheld the daddies names so as not to sway your votes.
number 1: 
number 2: 
number 5: 
number 6: 
number 7: 
number 8: 
and thank you ahead of time: you will be helping future generations.
14 comments:
This is hilarious, and a very good way to choose a potential husband! I have to tell you, Matt actually looked at my nieces and nephews when we were dating to see if my family made cute babies :) My pick is #3, Matt chose #7. Good luck, and don't forget to tell us the results!
i like #3 and #5, very cute idea!
Ha! Hilarious! #3 and #4.
#3 and #8. I've tried this on another site that look a little more realistic (is that possible??) Makemebabies.com Apparently, our children will have red hair...there must be highlights somewhere in our family.
I can't stop laughing! Thank heavens for VW. Definitely going to have to put this to work. I vote #3 :o)
Dodidley's potential younger sibling looks a little "unusual"
As for you, the obvious choice for a mate is the father of baby #2. Inge says go for #8's daddy, but I just think you can do better.
Dodidley was too busy sucking on his fist to take part in the polling.
i vote number 3 first and then number 8 (though that one looks a little cross).
This is why I love VW's so much...always thinking ahead. Although those commercials are getting tiresome....seeing them 15 times/day.
#3 is the best. All the others look umm....."challenged." :P
Do we get to find out who the daddy is?
I just said that #8 is cutest. but whatever.. "it's yo-er baby."
and what pictures did you use to make "little brother" for our son?
oh. and #2 looks a lot like cecil samuelson.
Eden says #4. Clint says go for #6, or evil #8.
#4 looks like cecil to me.
Where are those confounded results? Must we all wait in never ending agony?
Here are the unofficial results based on exit polling:
The potential Dads
Baby #1- Alec Baldwin
Baby #2- President Spencer W. Kimball
Baby #3- Christian Bale
Baby #4- Cecil O. Samuelson
Baby #5- Karl Rove
Baby #6- Andre the Giant
Baby #7- Mr. Sulu
Baby #8- Legolas
The winner of course is Dick Banana.
Muito engracado!! Eu gostei dos babies #3 e #8. Como queria ter um baby loirinho!!!!
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