08 September 2008

meatatarian

i just saw the most fabulous commercial for the new wendy's baconator.

there's a couple sitting in the wendy's dining room, enjoying lunch. the chick offers a bite of her salad to the guy, but he turns her down with an, "ah, no thanks. i'm a meatatarian." "a what?" "a meatatarian. y'know, beef, bacon. it's a personal choice. you gotta be committed."

friends, i am a meatatarian.

... i mean, i'm a recovering meatatarian.

... man, this is hard.

2 comments:

Ames said...

The first step is always admiting the problem. Practice saying, "Hi my name is Christianna, and I'm a Meatatarian."

I guess in this situation its a good thing, right?

Zig said...

So, wait.... if you're a recovering meatatarian, does that mean that you're trying to get back to eating meat, or get away from it?